To the person I was just talking to in my Askbox

regarding waking up on Derse or Prospit:  for some reason I can’t send you an ask!  I guess you can’t send me that picture after all.  :(

rider-waite sent: Scriptwriter and Mentor, one who teaches through forgotten, musty tomes lurking in shelves where they would be stumbled upon by those who need them most. The neverending library is their domain, filled with eternities of knowledge. A small monastery reveres them as their patron saint as they seek to protect all the world's knowledge. Smiter of those who wish to censor what needs to be known, they help in the form of unencrypted documents and hacked passwords when they feel the need is great.

*jaw drops*  Holy hanna.

You’re really good at this!

I…

Is there a stronger word than “impressed”??

constantine-spiritworker:

elestiel:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

  • HEIR TO _____???
  • GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
  • OVERLORD OF _____???
  • GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
  • THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
  • MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???

..oKAY

I want one!

(Source: askboxmemes)

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

Ok, but actually you’re the Draco Malfoy antagonist of second poster’s book- the guy who thinks the book is about him, but really it’s about Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom (who are none of the people posting here, including me).

Natal confusion (personal life stuff)

So, my birthday is in just more than a week- it’ll be next Tuesday.

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For reasons.  :)
inthetardischrissey:

runewynd:

What about when the sun is so goddamned bright that it tries to make me into bacon?

Then you summon the dark lord Cthulhu and have him handle that shit.
GEEZ RUNE DUH. XD

You win.
Game, set, match.
What about when the sun is so goddamned bright that it tries to make me into bacon?
… So I’m reading her cards, and all the stripper cards come up: the lilies, the fish, the moon, the stars…
—My boyfriend, about a Lenormand reading earlier today.

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

True story- I am incredibly uncoordinated ever since getting these glasses.

My friend was going to let me see something on their phone, and when I realized they were gonna throw it at me, I legit cried out in a panicked tone-

"No don’t throw it, I’m gay!!"

(Source: imthedogwithablog)